Criminal Love Implant

March 29 2009
by rc

Criminal Love Implant

SPECIAL

“Regulated love isn’t love”
-Henderson, 2008
A team of Swedish scientists built these to combat the emotional tranqulizers we are injected with in our youth to dampen the unpredictability of love. Nothing says I love you like a crime of passion.

Only 1000 were made in 2023 and all sold quickly. A few used specimens have been circulating in the Niger Delta. We were there and found a couple dozen.

Not cheap and very risky. Use at your own risk. As always, no returns.

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